Absurd much

"It's 11.11pm. Someone is thinking about me." -Korean

"Don't let the umbrella open in the house. Or ghosts will surround your house." -Chinese

"Jangan duduk atas bantal. Nanti bisul!" -Malay

"Don't sing at the kitchen or you'll end up marrying an old man." -Malay

Opie  : I need water. I'm chocked!

Opah : Someone might have talk about you ni.  -Malay

I'm pretty sure you might have listen such saying before. Those are several that I can quote. Of course, there are a lot more.

But somehow, do you believe in such thing? I have to admit, I do believe. (ter believe) Woha! But none of those above.

It's this one.

"When your right eyebrow falls, someone might have miss you."

Alrite, wait. Bukan percaya macam mana. It's like this, once my eyebrow fall, my mind would go straight and tell me, "Hey, someone miss you." Yes, that way. It's involuntary. 

I know it's super stupid dumb dumb dumb. But, it might be true. :p

p/s: Do you believe in such thing? Come on, tell me whats that if you say yes!

Bui-bui.

WTF

You gotta be surprise with the title aite? Chill baby (geli gila tulis baby² macam ni). Don't get me wrong. :)

This was what happened to me back then. But of course this is not the case. Just on the same reason. What the daughter understand is a way differ with what the mom means. Luckily  the daughter asked. But not in my case. The other party don't ask. And of course, misunderstanding lantas berlaku.   


So people, in case you don't understand/doubt anything, please ASK. ASK. ASK. Or you'll end up misinterpreting. 


p/s:Starting from today, every time I type WTF, it stands for Well That's Fantastic. 


:)


Bui-bui.

Would you?

I got a tag from Cha.

So here it goes.

Rules?

1.You must post these rules.

2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal. 

3.Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post. And create eleven new questions for people you tagged to answer. 

4.You have to choose 11 people to tag and link them to the post. 

5.Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her. 

6. No tag backs. 

7. No stuff in the tagging section about. 'You are tagged if you are reading this' you legitimately (a.k.a really, trust, with all honesty) have to tag 11 people.

11 things about me :

1. 19 years old

2. The middle child

3. Spicy-phobic

4. A real gamer (this is a lie)

5. Big fan of harry potter

6. My eyes are hazel (so what?)

7. Fond of Domino

8. Korean drama lover ( I hate k-pop, get it right)

9. I hate celcom, yet a celcom user ==’

10. I adore fat kids

11. And on top of the above, I’M A MUSLIM.

Questions from Cha

1.  What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you  is? hahaha.

She’s friendly. First time chatting with her proved this. Yeah, she’s funny too. Check out her blog if you don’t believe me. ;)

2. Apakah perasaan anda saat anda sedang berjihad buat tag ini? ngeeee :D

See. The word berjihad itself makes me smile. Haha. Orite². I feel happy as I’m about to have my dinner. Yummeyh! (It’s satay people!)

3. Lengkapkan ayat berikut. belog selipermerah ... 

Sangat kelakar. Semoga kita bersahabat hingga akhir nyawa eh kawan. Kawen jangan lupa ajak eh. Sedih kot kalau tak ajak.

So these are my questions.

1.What is your favourite blog? (include the address too)

2.What is your favourite all time quote?

3.Your strength?

4.Do you like mathematics?

5.Maisarah Alloha in my eyes is ____

I tagged

1. Asyran Fauzan

2.Fatihah Jalil

3.FirdaussiHashim

4.Aziathul Azreema

5.YasmeenAkram

6.IszianaShahabudin

7.Shyafeeqah Malek

8.Fatin Sofia

9.FeeraTajudin

10.Atiff Azhar

11.Mirah Rupiah

Bui-bui.

26/10/2011, 8.17pm.

Kacang goreng

Assalamualaikum pembaca tegar blog ku. 
(No, saya tak perasan. Memang ada. They just prefer to be silent reader)
Haha. Gotcha!


Begitu lama saya tidak update blog ini pada waktu malam. Rasa lain macam plak. Muehehe.     Baiklah, sebelum malam ini melabuhkan tirainya, (wah, kedengaran ayat seperti ingin mengarang sajak ) saya nak share benda mudah, simple atau bahasa remaja muda mudi zaman sekarang, kacang goreng!


Ada 3 benda yang hanya dengan melihatnya, kita akan dapat pahala. Mak aih, bestnya!


1) Kaabah

Ya, jangan tak percaya. Dengan hanya melihat kaabah atau nama lainnya Baitullah, anda akan dikurniakan pahala oleh Allah SWT. Insya Allah.

2) Al-Quran

Please alert. Bukan baca eh. Baru tengok. Dah dapat pahala. Pastuh kalau baca, package lain plak. Subhanallah, hebat kan? Oh ahem, gambar ni saya tembak sendiri tadi. Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 280. Ada sesuatu kat ayat ni sebenarnya. *Winking

3) Wajah ibu bapa

Alhamdulillah, saya bersyukur kerana mempunyai ibu bapa yang masih bernyawa. Walau pun tak dapat tengok hari-hari cos berada di negeri orang, saya ada gambar mereka kat meja study. So that hari-hari saya ingat kepada mereka. Out of banyak-banyak gamba saya pick this pic cos saya memang suka gambar candid. Natural gitu!

Tu jelah perkongsian saya pada malam ini. Sekarang saya ingin menuju ke kamar untuk beradu. (padahal memang dah dalam bilik pon)

Bui-bui.

#Wordless wednesday

Awesome ain't it ?

Sisterly hood.

Ada dua orang adik beradik ni tengah bergaduh. Gaduh punya gaduh, umie dia pun datang. (macam biasa, umie pelerai segalanya.)


Umie     :  Ni kenapa ni kakak, adik?
Adik      :  Kakak yang kacau adik dulu. Adik tak buat apa-apa pun kat dia !
Kakak   :  TIPU ! Bukan kakak yang kacau adik dulu. Adik yang tiba-tiba datang pastuh 
               tarik-tarik rambut kakak !
Adik     :  Tak umie. Kakak bohong ! Adik ...


Belum sempat adik meneruskan kata-kata seterusnya, umie mencelah. 


Umie :    Kakak dengan adik dah solat ke belum ni?
Kakak & Adik : Dah ! (dengan lajunya mereka menjawab)
Umie :  Habis kalau dah solat kenapa kakak dengan adik masih lagi bergaduh?

My daughters. (tak, tipu je :p)

Kakak dan adik kehairanan. Ape plak kaitannya dengan solat ni?? 


Kakak : Umie, what are you talking about? We don't get it. (speaking London siot kakak dia!)


Umie : Tak payah nak speaking speaking sangat lah kan. Solat kan dapat mencegah 

           seseorang daripada melakukan kemungkaran. Tapi kenapa kakak dengan 

           adik masih bergaduh sesama sendiri? Ni mesti tak sempurna solat tu tadi.

Kakak & adik :   Err, hehe. We finish it less than 2 minutes. Thee hee hee.

Umie           :   =='

Lepas tuh dorang mintak maaf antara satu sama lain. Alolololo.

Moral : Selagi mana kita masih melakukan kemungkaran, itu petandanya solat kita masih belum sempurna.

"Sesungguhnya solat itu mencegah dari (perbuatan) keji dan mungkar. Dan (ketahuilah) mengingat ALLAH (solat) itu lebih besar (keutamaannya dari ibadah yang lain). ALLAH mengetahui apa yang kamu kerjakan.” [Al –Ankabut, 45]

p/s: Solat aku tak sempurna lagi sebab aku mengumpat orang semalam. :(


Go check this. Please.

Bui-bui.