The Odd Life of Timothy Green tak best. Period.

Few days back, my mom went to the pasar of Kuala Lipis to buy some groceries and stuff. Anything that would feed her six almost obese kids. Nak nak cuti sekolah kenz. Memang takde aktiviti lain dah  kami nam bradek. Makan tu kira agenda utama setiap hari. Pastuh exercise malas. Dasar remaja obese.

Nak dijadikkan cerita, she also bought some mushroom. For about brapa ratus gram ntah I don't remember. Here goes the story.

Disclaimer: I create this dialog myself seiring dan sejajar dengan apa yg my mom told me.

Ibu                 : Nak 200g cendawan ni.
Anak penjual: Ok. *teros ambik cendawan pastuh timbang atas penimbang*. She then called her dad. "Ayah, cukup tak 200g ni?"
Penjual         : *hes looking at the scale and then buang sekeping/sehelai cendawan*

Blerghhhh. Just blergh. Okay. Hang in there. I'll tell another story.

During my previous school holiday, I went to my aunt's house to spare some time. On this one fine day, she asked me and my cousin(her daughter) to buy some vegetables. Mustard and tomatoes if I'm not mistaken.

So we went to the pasar of Kuala Krai.

I asked the makcik for mustards and tomatoes. Talking in kelantanese dialect, she asked me, "hokni buleh?" 
Then I just said yes.

She then put some chilies and cucumbers together in my mustard filled plastic bag. Dalam hati, "assudah makcik ni salah denga dah ni. Aku nak sawi ngan tomato je. Aduh."

She then gave me the plastic bag. Then I told her. "Sayo nok sawi nge tomato jah cik. Hehe" I laugh to avoid the awkwardness. She replied, "takpo, meme mokcik wi ko adik".

Dalam hati time tuh, perghh this makcik is so kind that I feel like hugging her. Tapi semua tu monolog dalaman je. I thanked her for being so generous.

Balik rumah I told my aunt about this. She then said "ore sini meme lagutu kak".

Oh I see. Hmm.

Nampak tak betapa berkiranya si peniaga cendawan tu tadi? Sekeping ja pun lebih 200g. Berkira gila pegi buang. Makcik yang aku beli sayur ni jugak yang imba. Siap bagi extra lagi. 

Moral value kat sini, kalau ditakdirkan antara kita ada yang jadik peniaga, toksah dok buat berkira sangat aih. Tak kaya pun kalau buang sekeping mushroom tu. Biaq la dalam hati tuh ada sifat suka bersedekah sket kat orang.

Mana nak tau kalau dapat pembeli macam mak aku. Teroih doa si peniaga panjang umur murah rezeki kalau peniaga timbang lebih. Padahal lebih se gram ja pon. Semoga mengambil iktibar.

On an unrelated note, I've watched The Odd Life of Timothy Green. I would give 4 on a scale of 10. I expect something different. But it comes out as so, erm absurd? The idea of this story is great, tapi storyline nya sangat hambar. 

The poster is so catchy. I've wasted almost 2 hours watching this.

Selain daripada mempunyai poster yang menarik, sinematografi filem ini juga cantik. Honest.

That is my personal point of view though. You can choose to disagree. Aku cakap ni pasal apa, there are types of people yang suka gadoh because of this lil thing. Self preference setiap orang pastilah berbeza kak. :D

Sekian sahaja pandangan daripada remaja pra matang 20 tahun. I am just being honest. Maaf kalau ada terkasar bahasa.

Bui-bui.

I'm scared!

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

Yesterday was  the  day of keluarnya result PMR. Congrats to those who had passed it with flying colours. You feel like on top of the world, with a jar of cookies in hand didn't you? Lol jk. 

But to those who didn't, don't be too sad that you cry days and night. I know you've tried your best. It's the matter of rezeki dear. Your rezeki is somewhere else that you yourself don't have a single clue about it. Be patient and have faith. *hugs*

I tweeted this yesterday and I feel uneasy then.

Sounds so berlagak, yes? Actually that is not my intention.

My intention is only to berlagak to this one makhluk, but then as my tweet is visible (Twitter bukan macam Facebook boleh choose audience) to all friends, mesti nampak macam tweet riak di mata insan yang membacanya. 

Here's the story.

There's a  friend of mine. Shes rich, beautiful, smart but too bad, she always berlagak. She always belittles others. She always belittles me. :( 

Allah's power, when it comes to peperiksaan besar like PMR, SPM, she'll get lower results than mine. 

So yesterday was the chance. It's the only opportunity that I can literally smashing an apple pie right in her face! I know she was online, so I tweeted that (seperti dalam gambar di atas).

I feel contented for at least, I could teach her a lesson in this way. Hoyeahh! *flips hair*

 But then later I realized... what on earth had I did. Itu riak! Even geram macam mana pun, I couldn't do this. Astaghfirullah. Forgive me Ya Allah. :(

“Tidak akan masuk syurga orang yang dalam hatinya terdapat kesombongan walau hanya sebesar zarah.” (Hadis riwayat Muslim)

Isn't this hadis scared you?

p/s: Let us practice modesty in our life. If you've ever encounter the same type of friend, just pray that she'll change. 

Bui-bui.

Homemade ice cream.

Keriangan cuti sekolah bermula!

Salutation tampak sangat ceria macam eksaited dapat Macbook sebijik haduinyapun. Ni nak share something ni.

Korang penah buat ice cream sendiri? Na ah. Bukan ice cream pop/pong or whatsoeva yang korang gelarkan tuh. Ni ice cream yang creamy tuh. Yang macam walls apa semua tuh.

Berminat nak cuba? Eceh macam agen collagen dust pulak aku. Ice cream ni dah la senang level 9999 budak sekolah rendah pun mampu buat. 

Antara bahan-bahan yang diperlukan adalah,

• 4 sudu besar gula
• 1 biji telur putih
• 1 tin susu cair
• 1 setengah sudu ovalette
• serbuk coco (or whateva  flavour that you desire)

Ini kali kedua aku buat. Masa first attempt buat harituh terus jadik. Kelas gittewh. Choy padahal memang senang kuasa seratuspatploh juta pun buat eskrem ni.

Strawberry flavoured ice cream topped with chocolate chips and colourful tiny rice balls. Nama taknak kalah.

Langkah-langkahnya,

Mula-mula, campur telur putih dengan gula. Pukul sampai jadik putih. Oh one thing, selawat dulu before start. Ehem, calon menantu pilihan. Ahakss *sore throat*

Then bila dah putih, tambah ovalette pulak. Pukul sampai bebetul kembang.

The next step is, tambah susu cair. Teruskan memukul sampai adunan tadi kembang to the extent of bunga kembang seri pagi. Zzz lawak hambar spotted! -___-'

Lepas tu, masukkan serbok choc secukup rasa. Kalau nak sedap guna Hersheys ataupun Van Houten. Pastuh boleh jugak kalau nak tambah hazelnut ke apa ke. Memang tipah vava voom la rasa dia nanti. Nanti memang akan confuse, 'eh, ni ice cream Haagen Dasz ke? Ke Baskin Robin ni? OMG OMG'.

Last sekali, letak dalam bekas tupperware. Aku haritu nak letak dalam bekas ice cream. Saje jelah kan nak fefeeling cam ice cream walls, magnolia sket.

Skali bila bukak, nahh. . . . . .

Harapan menjadi layu semua bekas ice cream telah di isi dengan ikan ayam daging oleh ibu namun ku pasrah dah hanya menggunakan tupperware cap ayam sahaja.    

Lepas semua proses yang tak sampai 30 minit di atas, maka, poof! terhasillah ice cream gorgeous seperti gambar di bawah.

Pastuh jangan lupa langkah yang paling last ni iaitu, hapload kat pesbuk memasing dengan caption, ' homemade ice cream FTW recipe exclusively by Maicher the awesome blogger ' Mwahaha.


Credits to a friend of mine, Ireen for sharing this.

Okay, selamat mencuba!

Bui-bui.

Of swans, the faithful creature.

I came across this and I feel like sharing.

Then I feel doubt about this that I go google more on it.  


Then I found out that this fact is true.


Then now it's your turn to google on it.


Then, why are you still reading this?







Then what are you waiting for?





Then, goodbye for now.


Bui-bui.